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Lie Pie Title: O = Zero by Dr. Jack Wheeler (Obama = Zero)
Editor's note: I'm calling this a lie pie, and it has inspired me to add a new classification to the "Lie Pie Classification System" in its honor. Namely, "liar gone viral pie." Most fact-check websites don't address the claims made by "liars gone viral," but simply confirm authorship. Now, Granny isn't here to be a media watchdog because there ain't enough hours in the day to refute every lying talker on TV, radio, and in print. But if your words turn into a viral email and make it to LiePie.com, I'm going to pick through them. If I catch you lying, I'll say you are full of B.S. I have a few choice words for Dr. Wheeler at the end of this bunch of nonsense, so if you are interested, help yourself. --Granny, 8/22/2008 WATCH YOUR STEP: STEAMING VIRAL EMAIL B.S. STARTS HERE This says it about as well as it can be stated. O = ZERO
Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, nothing but abstract empty rhetoric devoid of real substance. He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya . Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively. What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is 'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it. Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah. It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white. Thus Obama has become the white liberals' Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it. The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd. Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior. His candidacy is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking American. Pass this on to every thinking American you know.
SPECIAL COMMENT: Honestly, Honey. I hope you can look at this for 10 seconds and figure out that Dr. Wheeler is up to his eyeballs full of B.S. First off, when the Constitution of the United States says Obama is qualified, he's qualified. The Founding Fathers well understood that "experience" is in the eye of the beholder and left it up to the good sense of the American people to decide what qualities they wanted in their Presidents. That should be the end of it.
And this noise about Obama rejecting his white heritage, hiding his ancestry, and not qualifying as an African American--it's right straight out of Dr. Wheeler's overactive imagination, I don't know how else to tell you. The line that really tickled me was when Dr. Wheeler accused Obama of being a descendent of "slave owners." Honey, if there is anyone in this country who ain't descended from a slave owner, I'd like to meet him. Did you know that if you had a million fingers, you could count on one hand all your ancestors from 1600 through today? I hate to break it to you, but every one of us has the blood of crooks, murderers, prostitutes, slave owners, and every other kind of unsavory character running through our veins. Looks like we're all tainted and undeserving according to Dr. Wheeler's blood-purity standards.
Now, if you are still inclined to give Dr. Wheeler the benefit of the doubt, let me just tell you that Obama ain't the only 2008 presidential nominee Dr. Wheeler has gone after, and I'm going to leave it at that. Dr. Wheeler has a bad habit of lying at election time, and folks like him are vote-robbing, election-cheating turncoats who have contempt for democracy. If you trust the judgment of the American people, and you believe your candidate can win on his own merit, there ain't no reason to lie to folks at election time. I'm not putting up with it, and you shouldn't either. --Granny, 8/22/2008
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