Lie Pie Title:  Barack Obama and Gun Control
Lie Pie Classification:  election lie pie

Now this is funny, I don't care who you are. 

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for

 banning all guns in America.   He is considered by those who have dealt

with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.


  At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he asked

 the audience for total quiet.  Then, in the silence, he started to

 slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

 total silence.


  Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

 together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'


  Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet saying, ''Well, dumb-ass, quit clappin’!”