Lie Pie Title:  Obama's Not Exactly's
Lie Pie Classification:  election lie pie

Obama's  Not  Exactly's:

1) Selma March Got Me Born   - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect  on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.

 
2) Father Was A Goat Herder   - NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who  went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter   - NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and  violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - NOT  EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga  has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election  in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The  current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and  establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's  follower. You interrupted your New Hampshire campaigning to speak to  Odinga on the phone.
Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran  for president and tried to get Sharia Muslim law in place there. When  Odinga lost the elections, his followers burned Christians' homes and then  burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took  shelter. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process  here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. Not  one Obama follower wants you to know the truth!!! 

5) My Grandmother Has  Always Been A Christian  - NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5:00 AM  according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't  allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1  man.

 
6) My Name is  African Swahili - NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which  Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and  so is Obama. Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If  elected, he would be the first Arab-American  President, not the first black  President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his  mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's  side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya , his father's  family was mainly Arabs... Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5%  African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states  he's Arab, not African Negro). 

7)  I Never Practiced Islam - NOT  EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at  school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31  years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office. 
April 3,  2008 Article 'Obama was 'quite religious in islam''  

8) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - NOT  EXACTLY, you were registered as  Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check  your own book). February 28, 2008. Kristoff from the New York Times a  year ago: Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to  prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed  delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart  attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as 'one of the  prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.' This is just one example of what  Pamela is talking about when she says 'Obama's narrative is being altered,  enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts.'

9) I Was Fluent In  Indonesian  - NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the  language.

10) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign  Experience - NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and  couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn except how to study  the Koran and watch cartoons.

11) I Am Stronger On Foreign  Affairs  - NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the  Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on  the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest  allies.

12) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - NOT  EXACTLY, you were quite content in  high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of  struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just  fine.

13)  An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For  Office - NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention  in your book. It doesn't, and never did,  exist.

14) A Life Magazine  Article Changed My Outlook On Life - NOT  EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the  article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did,  exist.

15) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 -  NOT EXACTLY, here you are,  despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by  then, and you are all about having experience first.

16.) Voting 'Present' is Common In Illinois Senate - NOT  EXACTLY, they are common for  YOU, but not many others have 130 NO  VOTES. 17) Oops, I  Mis-voted - NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and  Democrats, did you beg to change your  mis-vote.

18) I Was A  Professor Of Law - NOT  EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer  ON LEAVE.
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9) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer   - NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer ON  LEAVE.

20) Without Me,  There Would Be No Ethics Bill  -  NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it,  introduce it, change it or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To  Pass - NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to  finish.

22) I Wrote A Tough  Nuclear Bill  - NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for  its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear  donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23) I Have Released My State Records - NOT  EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state  bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the  special interests pork hidden within.

24) I Took On The  Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess   - NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who  remedied Altgeld Gardens . You failed to mention anyone else but yourself,  in your books.

25) My Economics Bill Will Help America - NOT  EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies  were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU  voted against your own bill.

26) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - NOT  EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD  action on your part.

27) I Passed 26 Of  My Own Bills In One Year   - NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills,  but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to  assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about  NAFTA - NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government  issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with  them.

29) I Am Tough On  Terrorism  - NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran  Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports  the destruction off Israel. 30) I Want All Votes To Count   - NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates  decide.

31) I Want Americans To  Decide - NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that  limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate  during small windows of time.

32) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - NOT  EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write  yourself.

33)  I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - NOT  EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running  against you.

34) I Don't Take PAC Money   - NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of  it.

35) I don't Have  Lobbyists  - NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47  lobbyists, and counting.

36) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984  Ad - NOT  EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his  Apple comin one afternoon.

37) I Have Always  Been Against Iraq - NOT  EXACTLY, you weren't in office to  vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single  time.

38) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - NOT  EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who  don't have to buy it.

39) My uncle liberated Auschwitz concentration camp -  NOT EXACTLY, your mother had no  brothers and the Russian army did the  liberating.

So, who EXACTLY is this Obama guy and what is he trying to sell  us?! Please get to work now...not enough of your loved ones and friends  know about this fraud.