Lie Pie Title: Sharon Jasper and Section 8 Housing
Lie Pie Classification: reverse lie sandwich

Editor's Note:  This one is a little bizarre.  It's listed on Snopes.com and truthOrfiction.com as a mixture of truth and lies.  It seems likely that a blogger is responsible for embellishing/satirizing comments made by Ms. Jasper for a newspaper article.  Lots of folks are happy to pile on.  I'll leave it to you to wrap your brain around it.  --Granny, 9/22/08

UPDATE:  More from your Granny on racism and viral emails on my blog.  --Granny, 4/22/09

WATCH YOUR STEP:  STEAMING VIRAL EMAIL B.S. STARTS HERE

THIS IS ANOTHER STORY TO MAKE YOU PROUD OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

.Welfare Ain't What It Used To Be

Sharon Jasper has been victimized.  She has become a Section 8 carcass - the victim of ever changing public housing policies.

Sharon Jasper has spent 57 of her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only, and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude. She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years. It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old. She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits. She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, ' I tried it for a year.you know, working and all. It's not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year.'

Sharon  was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albeit, substandard quarterage. As can be noted from the above photo of her new Section 8 home, it is repugnant and not suitable for someone of Sharon Jasper's seniority status in the system. 'Don't be fooled by them hardwood floors,' says   Sharon . 'They told me they were putting in scraped wood floors cause it was more expensive and elegant, but I am not a fool-that was just a way to make me take scratched up wood because I am black. The 60 inch HD TV? It may look nice but it is not a plasma. It's not a plasma because I'm black. Now they want me to pay a deposit and utilities on this dump.' 'Do you know why?' 'cause I'm black.

She has held her tongue in silence through the years of abuse by the system, but it came to a head at the New Orlean's city council meeting where discussions were under way about the tearing down of the St. Bernard projects. When a near riotous exchange between groups opposing the tearing down of St. Bernard and groups wanting the dilapidated buildings torn down and newer ones built,  Sharon  unleashed verbal hell with her once silenced tongue. The object of her oratory prowess was an acquiescent poor white boy in attendance. The context of her scathing rebuke was, 'Just because you pay for my house, my car, my big screen and my food, I will not be treated like a slave!' and 'Back up and Shut up! Shut up, white boy! Shut up, white boy!'

Recapping from the mental log of the city council minutes in her head,   Sharon  repines, 'Our families have been displaced all over the United States. They are being forced to commit crimes in cities they are unfamiliar with. It is a very uncomfortable situation for them. Bring them back, then let's talk about redevelopment.'

Sharon directs the reporter's attention across the street to   Duncan Plaza  where homeless people are living in tents and states that, 'I might do better out there with one of these tents.' She further lamented her sentiments about her situation,' I might be poor, but I don't have to live poor.

By the way, look her up in the FEMA system. Yes, she got the maximum of $26,200.

Your tax dollars at work.