Lie Pie Title: History of the Middle Finger
Lie Pie Classification: lie pie classic

Editor's Note:  Two words:  B-S.

Showing someone your middle finger isn't something I would recommend, unless you are cruisin for a bruisin.  I don't recall that I've ever needed to express myself in that fashion in my lifetime.  I will confess that on a handful of occasions, just to get his goat, I've flipped Gramps "the bird" when nobody else was looking.  Since I'm the unlikeliest person to do such a thing, it really throws him off.  It's just one of the tactics I've employed over the years to keep Gramps' blood circulating.  Keeps him young!  --Granny, 1/11/09

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The History of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!