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Lie Pie Title: Flimflammers' Word of the Day: Dhimmitude Editor's note: Good Lord. After I received the viral email below, I looked up the author's website, and honey, my hair is still standing on end. In my unprofessional opinion, this Ann Barnhardt woman is nuttier than a fruitcake. The way she repeated the Lord's Prayer on her website....over...and over...and over....and over again...and wove Jesus into all her crazy conspiracy theories about Obama, Marxism, taxes, sovereign citizenship, healthcare, communism, people being hauled off in the night, etc., it gave me the heebie-jeebies. Sometimes I try to talk myself into believing in the Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, UFOs, Atlantis, the Bermuda Triangle, and various well-beloved and entertaining conspiracy theories, but I have enough reverence for Jesus not to tangle him up in all my nonsense. And no matter how many times I say it, the Lord's Prayer doesn't magically make my alien fantasies come true. I'm still waiting for the aliens to retrieve me to their mothership for science experiments and microchip implantation. Perhaps if I alternate reciting the Lord's Prayer Ann-Barnhardt-style with the Ten Commandments I'll have better luck. It's also possible that there's a method to her madness. Perhaps she's trying to out-do Dr. Jack Wheeler and make a name for herself. You can carve out a nice living as a TV and radio talker these days, particularly if you are adept at wrapping up your crazy in the Bible and the American flag. When you learn how to use people's faith and love for their country against them to enhance your own celebrity, you've got a ticket to riches as a talking-head, honey. Here's my favorite line from the viral email below. Now you tell me if this don't belong at MythandMystery.com:
Ain't that something! I read the section of the bill she uses as her "evidence," HR 3590-107 5a, and let me tell you this girl can make a leap! Mercy. I bet her morning bowl of AlphaBits spells out the Lord's Prayer, too. So, I'm to believe that a one-sentence common sense provision in the bill establishes dhimmitude and a Sharia muslim diktat in the United States, hundreds of our public servants and our democratically elected legislators are all conspirators, and tens of millions of Americans who supported "ObamaCare" are all a bunch of dupes. I'm sorry, but I have a little more faith in democracy than to swallow that B.S. Our Founding Fathers believed we are capable of governing ourselves, and I refuse to accept any other alternative. Honey, it's painful to be on the losing side of an election, but that is no excuse for belittling democracy and your fellow American citizens who didn't vote your way. This is getting out of hand, and I think we all ought to think about it a little. Here are some fact-check links to debunk this "Dhimmitude" B.S.: --Granny, 4/29/2010 UPDATE: Honey, I can spot 'em a mile away. Here's a quote I just stumbled over from our little talking head wannabe's website:
She's also soliciting donations for deposit directly into her personal checking account for a billboard she put up calling for Obama's resignation. Now, bull. --Granny, 4/30/2010 WATCH YOUR STEP: STEAMING VIRAL EMAIL B.S. STARTS HERE Dhimmitude :-( You won't like this! I had never heard the word until now--- Type it into Google and start reading. Pretty interesting. Word of the Day: Dhimmitude Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-muslim populations conquered through jihad. Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-muslims in exchange for tolerating their presence AND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to islam. The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia muslim diktat in the United States . Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance, and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured. Islam considers insurance to be "gambling", "risk-taking" and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this. How convenient. So I, Ann Barnhardt, a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivables, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health needs paid for by the de facto government insurance. Non-muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize muslims. Period. This is Dhimmitude. Dhimmitude serves two purposes: it enriches the muslim masters AND serves to drive conversions to islam. In this case, the incentive to convert to islam will be taken up by those in the inner-cities as well as the godless Generation X, Y and Z types who have no moral anchor. If you don't believe in Christ to begin with, it is no problem whatsoever to sell Him for 30 pieces of silver. "Sure, I'll be a muslim if it means free health insurance and no taxes. Where do I sign, bro?" I recommend sending this post to your contacts. This is desperately important and people need to know about it - quickly.
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