Lie Pie Title:  Disrespecting Michelle Obama:  All this for a Flag?  
Lie Pie Classification: election lie pie, liar gone viral pie, flag wrap, Bible wrap, black and white cookie

Editor's Note:  We have a self-proclaimed Christian patriot named Craig Andresen to thank for the viral email below.  He wrote a blog post based on a falsehood that was circulating about Michelle Obama, enhanced it with a racial slur, and now Mr. Andresen is a "liar gone viral" in the style of Ann Barnhart and Dr. Jack Wheeler.  In his blog post, Mr. Andresen referred to Michelle Obama as a "ghetto queen" and accused her of saying,  "All this for a damned flag?" to President Obama during the 9/11 commemoration ceremony.  There isn't any audio of Michelle Obama saying such a thing, of course.  No, Mr. Andresen watched the video clip while he was parked in his computer chair and he saw her lips moving, and that's all the proof he needed. He claimed an "expert lip reader" confirmed his assessment. Funny thing though, experts are professionals who like to get credit for the work they do, so why didn't Mr. Andresen provide us with his expert lip reader's name?  Well, honey, Mr. Andresen didn't provide us with his expert lip reader's name because Mr. Andresen is a liar who is full of hot gas.

I found Mr. Andresen's blog quite fascinating, so I took a screen shot to share with all you folks who consider yourselves to be Christians:

Aint that something?  "God Bless America, A Christian Country, The Ghetto Queen Does it Again."  I think anyone who is a true follower of Jesus knows whether or not He would like seeing one of His children referred to as a "ghetto queen" in His name.  In addition to being a fine Christian, I noticed that Mr. Andresen also prides himself on the fact that he (supposedly) served in the U.S. Coast Guard and the Air Force.  Honey, look very closely at what Mr. Andresen has revealed himself to be:  a lying gutless weakling propping himself up with the cross and the American flag because he can't stand up like a man on his own two feet.

Now, Mr. Andresen is about as useless as tits on a boar.  He isn't worth talking about, except that over the last few years I have received countless nasty viral emails about Michelle Obama, and I've finally reached my limit.  Up til now I haven't even put any of them into the Lie Piebrary because I couldn't hardly stand to look at them.  Let me tell you something, honey:  ALL these viral emails about Michelle Obama are birds of the same feather.  Racist loons might call her "our negress Marie Antoinette," a "squatter" or a "ghetto queen," and others might complain about her lack of class, taste, appearance and judgment.  Sweeten it up however you'd like, sign off with "In God We Trust" and "God Bless America" all day long, but it's all the same racist B.S., honey.  It sure ain't serving God, and it ain't serving America, don't kid yourself.   

So help yourself to this pathetic excuse for a human being's "ghetto queen" B.S.  I hope you'll think about it before forwarding nasty viral emails about Michelle Obama.  If you believe God is watching over you, then sure as the world He sees you click "send."    --Granny, 1/31/12

WATCH YOUR STEP:  STEAMING VIRAL EMAIL B.S. STARTS HERE

By Craig Andresen on September 14, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Okay…I’ve HAD it….REALLY had it with Michelle Obama.
 
Her pronouncement years ago of being proud for the first time in her adult life of her country PALES in comparison to what she said during a 9-11 commemoration over the weekend.
This anti American socialist blathering FOOL has gone WAY too far.
 
There she sat on Barack’s right side as bagpipers played and an honor guard folded an American Flag. You know how it’s done…
With reverence and respect, folded precisely and crisply…honored. It
was during that moment that our nation's “First Lady” leaned to her
husband’s ears and asked the question that should set your TEETH on fire!!!
 
“All of this for a damned flag?”
 
When Barack nodded, she sat back and gave a look of disgust. There is no audio but you can clearly read her lips (An expert lipreader verified this). HE doesn’t show the least bit of surprise at her question!!
See the video by clicking here!

“All of this for a damned flag?”
YES!!! ALL OF THIS FOR A FLAG!!!
 
This woman is beneath contempt and in NO WAY worthy of the title she currently holds!!
 
“All of this for a damned flag?”
 
Michelle Obama has NO IDEA what that “DAMNED FLAG” is or what it stands for…NOT A CLUE!!!
That flag…the stars and stripes to her must be nothing more than an old rag…just pieces of cloth sewn together and not worth the consideration of a dust cloth.
 
That flag IS the representation of the GREATEST
NATION ON EARTH. That flag flies in honor of those who protect this nation with their lives. It stands as a symbol of freedom and justice in this world. It protects our liberty and our rights. Each star represents an individual state and each stripe one of the 13 original colonies.
 
What irks me is that he nods in agreement to her statement - we
need to remember this on election day.
 
With these squatters, the country should not have to wait until Nov 2012, they should be evicted