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Go ahead, you can do it! Reply to that lie pie! Be yourself and always be respectful. Honey, just do your best and you won't go wrong. Try something like this:
Hi! Just wanted to let everyone know that this email is a lie pie! I'm sort of a stickler for the truth and I know you all are as well. Don't send it to anyone else because it is not entirely accurate.
Have a great day! I feel so blessed that someone was thinking about me today. Thanks for making me smile! There. Now was that so hard? You could do that with your eyes closed, Honey! Now, follow these instructions to reply to your lie pie. You can use the example above, write your own reply, or even try one of the silly replies from the list below. Get busy!
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Need a few more ideas? There's a lie pie reply suited for every occasion! Try on one of these and we'll see how it looks on you: Bigfoot WOW! If you believe this lie pie, then have I got a deal for you!!!!!!! I'm selling Bigfoot scat for $100 an ounce on ebay. I'll send you a link if you're interested. Hurry! Supplies won't last long!!!!!!! Conspiracy Go ahead, believe this lie pie. That's just what the conspirators at the Council on Foreign Relations want you to do because it diverts your attention from their plot to take over the world. Check out the murals in the baggage claim area of the Denver Airport if you want to see what the future looks like. Go ahead and gobble up a bunch of lies--you even won't know what hit you when they activate that microchip in your neck. Cow Pie Would you rather eat a cow pie or swallow a lie pie? Find the answer for yourself at www.LiePie.com! Dude Dude. Seriously. This email is SO totally a lie pie. Seriously. Election Lie Pie This email is a special kind of lie pie--it's "election lie pie." Since America's sons and daughters from 1776 until today shed their blood so we can vote, making up lies about candidates running for office is a treachery and a dishonor to all those who sacrificed so much. Granny calls people who intentionally spread lies at election time "vote robbers and election cheats." If you love America, don't tolerate or spread lies about political candidates, not even the ones you pray won't win.
Fairy Killer Did you know that a fairy dies each time a lie pie gets forwarded? Yeah, it's really sad. Their little wings spontaneously combust and they plummet to the ground, screaming the whole way down. Then their tiny broken bodies disintegrate and blow away like dandelion puffs. Fire and Brimstone This email is a lie straight out of the pits of Hell! The Father of Lies and his demons celebrate each time it's sent to someone new. Anyone who passes it along is doing the work of Lucifer himself! Don't let him fool you. ALL lies are of the devil. He's a deceiver! Lie Pie Police This email is a digital traffic violation, Code Lie Pie. Cease and desist sending it to others. Please put your hands above your head and back away slowly from your computer keyboard.
Nerd I'm the nerd in the sandbox. Please excuse me, because I just can't help myself. I have to point out that this email is a lie pie. Please don't kick sand in my face. I'll give you my lunch money if you promise not to hurt me. Poetic Roses are red Violets are blue Don't step in lie pies They stick to your shoe. (PU!) TAG! You're it! Tag! You're it! You've been "lie pied!" Time to touch base at www.LiePie.com! What? Lie pier says "What?" Woodshed This email is a lie pie, and if you send it to anyone else I'll tell Granny! She'll march you to the woodshed and warm your britches!
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