Welcome, Patriots! LiePie.com has dedicated this spot to helping you turn your patriotism into heroic action.  Engage in the American struggle for truth, liberty and justice!  You can vote, you can holler, you can write letters to the Congress and even to the President!  Show up for a march in Washington and pitch a floppin' fit!  Ain't nobody going to take our country away unless we let them.  You better believe we'll fight our way through the tough patches together.  Your granny may be old, but I'm awful mean!  First things first:

• Register to vote if you aren't registered. Project Vote Smart or Vote411.org
• If you believe you are registered to vote, better make sure! Double check at election time in case there is any monkey business going on!  Project Vote Smart or Vote411.org.
• Call and email your senators and representative often. Tell them what's important to you. Let them know you're watching what they're doing. Always be respectful, honey--don't you act fresh and embarrass your granny.  Identify and contact your senators and/or representative.
• Something stuck in your craw? Maybe you just want to offer up a kind word. You can tell the President what's on your mind!  Contact the President.

Granny has some more advice if you'll let me bend your ear a bit:

• Make sure you know both sides of the issues so you don't sound like a jackass. Even Old King Solomon didn't judge until after the second man got a turn to speak.
• Talkers on TV and radio earn a real nice paycheck. You can be sure they aren't going to drive their gravy train over any uncomfortable ground, the truth be damned. You just remember that good looks and fancy clothes don't make someone smarter than you. Granny thinks lots of these talkers aren't qualified to do much other than BS.
• There is nothing worse than a lazy, thick-headed blame shifter. When problems are full of burrs and snarls, nothing short of hard work and smarts can fix them. Folks only interested in propping up scapegoats aren't worth your love or your money.
• Be on the lookout for vote robbers and election cheats. These are the slimiest of all traitors.  Granny is sorry to say it but that's just the way it is. Some of these lie pies floating around have been crafted by these turncoats who aren't fit to kiss a hog. Don't you let NOBODY lie to you about NOTHING around election time.

And, last but not least, support our men and women in uniform and our veterans. When you see a veteran, especially an injured veteran, say thank you and ask for the honor of introducing your children. Your young ‘uns need to know what a real hero looks like. You find out what issues are important to veterans, and you call your senators and representative and raise some Cain if need be. Our veterans fought for us, so we need to fight for them.  This nonsense of soldiers and veterans living in filth and being mistreated is a disgrace. We need to put a stop to it right now.

• Veterans of Foreign Wars
• Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America
• Disabled American Veterans
• AMVETS